the-haiku-bot:

6qubed:

cleolinda:

official-kircheis:

sentientfloatingeyeball:

Possibly the greatest NPR exchange ever recorded

i was like “simon who” and then I saw it was david simon creator of the wire and yeah that scans, that’s his voice alright

Sometimes I think that “just let the AI do it” people don’t get that writers… enjoy writing

well of course not, they see “writing” and think “product for to make money”

well of course not, they

see “writing” and think “product

for to make money”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

fullyerecteggplant:

reallyndacarter:

It’s June 1. It’s time.

Go be gay.

jewish-harley-quinn:

tlirsgender:

jewish-harley-quinn:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

This is gonna sound nuts but trust me on this one. Robots kissing each other scratches a similar itch as t4t. Robot4robot is so so so real to me

Something something Have you ever been desired because of the way your body is put together instead of despite it … knowing your personhood isn’t conditional in their eyes because you’re the same. And you love them and they’re like you so you have to love yourself a little more too. Etc

Also when they fuck it goes clink clank and *dial up modem noise*

Just like trans people

Just like trans people

lordgroose:

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke

ellespeth:

tibby:

tibby:

if i was at harvard in 2004 i would’ve stopped it

it being facebook

tomorrow another evil will dawn on us but because of your friend there is one less evil persisting and for that i am eternally grateful

mnzbrg:

sybilvimes:

big muscles are only sexy to me if theyre softened by a nice healthy layer of subcutaneous fat. i will never understand the appeal of super toned ripped washboard abs or biceps

amen

lindleland:

charlesoberonn:

spaghetticordez:

charlesoberonn:

rettou-joutou:

charlesoberonn:

mfshipbracket:

BONUS ROUND: Aang/Katara (ATLA) VS Kylo Ren/Rey (Star Wars)

Aang/Katara

Kylo Ren/Rey

See Results

I just looked through OP’s blog and every single poll is a popular m/f ship vs. reylo (with similar results). I don’t understand.

There was an actual bracket, but reylo got obliterated in round one, and after the poll was done, someone suggested it would be funny to do a “bonus round” where every tournament contestant is pitted against reylo to see how many ships, if any, reylo can beat

I hope it’s none.

It is beating exactly one of them.

vergak:

vergak:

Yaoi cocaine saga

Love wins

were–ralph:

without context give me your favorite reaction image or gif on this post